Anyway, to kick things off, I (that is my mug you're seeing) am reading a passage from Urinal Gum #9. I only recently learned how to read, so I make a few mistakes. I'm hoping down the road I'll figure out how to edit. I don't do anything magical with my face during this, so feel free to just listen and enjoy the Michigan accent.
Today's vlog is brought to you by the Neti pot. I'm gonna let you in on a little ancient secret: For millions of years yogis have used the Neti pot to help them through Eugene's pollen-packed summers. In fact, my use of the Neti pot made it possible for me to go without a Kleenex for five full minutes. This allowed me to create the fine piece of art show above. I recommend the snot out of Neti pots: